Church Allows Nude Worship

The member of a Southeastern Virginia church walk into the church fully dressed and immediately strip naked upon entry.

During church last Sunday, Pastor Allen Parker, the leader of White Tail Chapel of Southampton, said he came to the decision to allow naked worship after concluding the clothing requirements of other churches were overly ‘pretentious’, and decided his own flock should be free to forgo such materialism if they desire.

“Nude worship provides an air of equality,” said the Pastor.  His decision is not without precedence, claiming many of the most important moments in the Bible happened while the protagonists were nude, including Jesus’ crucifixion and resurrection.