Some people carry stress balls to deal with road rage. Others, like Leonard Yonkman of Paw Paw, Michigan, apparently carry chainsaws.
Yes, you read that right — a chainsaw.
After being cut off by a woman pulling out of her driveway, Yonkman decided to star in his own low-budget “Texas Road Rage Massacre.” He reportedly cut her off in return, ran her off the road, and then hopped out of his truck like a lumberjack. The problem? His menacing tool of choice wouldn’t start. Nothing kills the tough-guy act faster than furiously yanking a chainsaw cord while your audience looks unimpressed.
When his would-be horror movie debut flopped, Yonkman allegedly went for a classic combo move — phone smashing, stomach punching, and a bonus throat grab — before a witness at a nearby gas station wrote down his license plate faster than you can say, “anger management.” Now facing multiple felony charges, Yonkman is due back in court, hopefully without any power tools.