Pornhub released its year-in-review with WAY too many stats on America's smut-viewing habits. But this list is always the best part: They looked at the top KINK each state searched for more than other states this year. Here are the ones we can say on the radio . . .
1. The most PG kinks include: "Shower" porn in Arizona . . . "cartoon" porn in Nevada . . . "anime" in Maine and Oklahoma . . . "panties" in Texas . . . "dirty talk" in Illinois . . . the word "rub" in Nebraska . . . and "massage" in Missouri.
2. Several states keyed in on specific races or demographics: California's top search was "Asian" . . . New Mexico's was "Latina" . . . New York, "Dominican" . . . searches for "Black" porn were big across the South, but also in North Dakota (???) . . . West Virginia, "trans" . . . and Utah, "Mormon" porn.
3. Here are a few of the racier ones: Wyoming, "big booty" . . . Hawaii, "amateur wife" . . . Minnesota, "sex toy" . . . Washington, "Fleshlight" . . . Montana, "leather" . . . Kentucky, "step mom" . . . Delaware, "MILF" . . . and South Carolina, "GILF". (Like MILF, but grandmas.)
4. Here are a few more weird ones: "Furry" in Oregon and Indiana . . . "goth" in Colorado . . . "smoking" porn in Virginia . . . "ASMR" in Maryland . . . "breast expansion" in Alaska, which is cartoon porn where their boobs grow (???) . . . and "porn music videos" in Ohio.
(Here's a censored map.)